
Um yeah, I got nothin’. No news is good news? Oh wait! I just thought of something! I recently got a new toaster! That’s news. It’s sort of sad and demented, but it’s news.

Um yeah, I got nothin’. No news is good news? Oh wait! I just thought of something! I recently got a new toaster! That’s news. It’s sort of sad and demented, but it’s news.